Bah fuck the title! 2 more weeks to POP MWAHAHAHAHA ( sound like the same with gab's entry ) *shrugs* Anyway first of all ... I am soooooooooooooooooo sooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy guess i MIA too long liao ( not tat it matters )
I miss you guys ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT and together that means hen duo (in chinese)
But wad to do? Mostly is me who got no time haha i guess derek also ask me to come out till sianz liao.. SO instead of going out with frenz i chose to go out with BB.
In the army everyone else's future seems so bright haha only me.. no face to face frenz .. no face to face anyone ... BB is my only shelter ...
So here am i going to book in back to camp .. infront of the computer.. typing to a dead blog .. wants to tell myself as long as BB is happy , I am ok... my life is insignificant ... no one will care whether tat i am alive or dead.. I just want BB to be happy and thats my only light in my dull life..
Losty will be 4ever lost
16.4.05
Army = Full parade of Maleness
I am here to share with you what I saw and experienced after 1 month of army. No parental guidence needed but feel free to grab your own groin as an tribute of maleness action.
Har lan pa
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Yes, totally classic. To perform a "Har lan pa" you need 2 person having a conversation. Example of A and B
A:Hey .....
B:Har!?
A:HAR LAN PA!
While shouting back "HAR LAN PA!" back at B, A must swiftly grab his groin area .. to be more specific his penis. By doing so you are showing that you are manly enough to grab your own dick and show it to other guys , also people won't think that you are a fag or a gay ( same meaning ) despite you are actually grabbing your own dick and showing it to other guys.
Manly rating : 3/5 roars
Chee bye
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Chee bye can be used in wide range of area and each time with its own meaning. Here are some examples.
"Wah Lan eh! He run like chee bye!" - Chee bye = slow
"Chee bye! That girl so chio!" - Chee bye = My god
"Don't be chee bye la!" - Chee bye = stupid
Sometimes using chee bye can have double meanings.
"Fucking chee bye day!"
This sentence have 2 meanings depends on how you look at it. It can be "Fucking chee bye - day." means having sex day or "Fucking chee bye day!" means lousy day.
Manly rating : 2.5/5 roars
Sex
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As long as your conversation includes boobs , sex or any sex related things the conversation is good and prove that you are manly and experience in sex. If you are good at making up fake sex experience your platoon mate might look up to you as a sex guru and if you play your cards well you might get yourself some hench men to do your chore like filling up your water bottle , washing clothes.
Manly rating : 3.8/5 roars
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( The list go on and on I too lazy to type liao )
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Now I describe wad kind of people you can find in the army.
Siao on
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"Siao on" means someone who will volunteer to do anything. This kind of people is an army version of the teacher's pet. Normally this kind of people won't be well like by people but due to the fact that the "Siao on" will also volunteer to do sai kang (chores) people tend to smile smile infront of him.
Ah beng
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Ah bengs are always welcome any groups. They are funny, they smoke , they are good buddies and they are not afraid of anything , true ah bengs are always humble of the qualities they have.
Buay beng act beng
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In other words fake ah bengs. Normally this kind of people will try to add in vulgarites into their conversations to make themselves more manly but it is obvious that they are trying to act because it doesn't sound as natural as the true bengs.
Attention seekers
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They will tell everyone that he is good in this good in that but the fact that he is not good in anything. It will impress people at first but once the truth is out sure condamn by the popular groups of people. Sometimes the attention seekers will try to make jokes which is not funny , people will reward the attention seekers with fake laugh during the good days but not all the time.
Lost lamb
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Followers of the popular people.
Har lan pa
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Yes, totally classic. To perform a "Har lan pa" you need 2 person having a conversation. Example of A and B
A:Hey .....
B:Har!?
A:HAR LAN PA!
While shouting back "HAR LAN PA!" back at B, A must swiftly grab his groin area .. to be more specific his penis. By doing so you are showing that you are manly enough to grab your own dick and show it to other guys , also people won't think that you are a fag or a gay ( same meaning ) despite you are actually grabbing your own dick and showing it to other guys.
Manly rating : 3/5 roars
Chee bye
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Chee bye can be used in wide range of area and each time with its own meaning. Here are some examples.
"Wah Lan eh! He run like chee bye!" - Chee bye = slow
"Chee bye! That girl so chio!" - Chee bye = My god
"Don't be chee bye la!" - Chee bye = stupid
Sometimes using chee bye can have double meanings.
"Fucking chee bye day!"
This sentence have 2 meanings depends on how you look at it. It can be "Fucking chee bye - day." means having sex day or "Fucking chee bye day!" means lousy day.
Manly rating : 2.5/5 roars
Sex
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As long as your conversation includes boobs , sex or any sex related things the conversation is good and prove that you are manly and experience in sex. If you are good at making up fake sex experience your platoon mate might look up to you as a sex guru and if you play your cards well you might get yourself some hench men to do your chore like filling up your water bottle , washing clothes.
Manly rating : 3.8/5 roars
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( The list go on and on I too lazy to type liao )
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Now I describe wad kind of people you can find in the army.
Siao on
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"Siao on" means someone who will volunteer to do anything. This kind of people is an army version of the teacher's pet. Normally this kind of people won't be well like by people but due to the fact that the "Siao on" will also volunteer to do sai kang (chores) people tend to smile smile infront of him.
Ah beng
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Ah bengs are always welcome any groups. They are funny, they smoke , they are good buddies and they are not afraid of anything , true ah bengs are always humble of the qualities they have.
Buay beng act beng
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In other words fake ah bengs. Normally this kind of people will try to add in vulgarites into their conversations to make themselves more manly but it is obvious that they are trying to act because it doesn't sound as natural as the true bengs.
Attention seekers
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They will tell everyone that he is good in this good in that but the fact that he is not good in anything. It will impress people at first but once the truth is out sure condamn by the popular groups of people. Sometimes the attention seekers will try to make jokes which is not funny , people will reward the attention seekers with fake laugh during the good days but not all the time.
Lost lamb
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Followers of the popular people.
3.4.05
I am just being myself.
Keeping things to myself is just me being myself. No matter how much you know me, you will never know all things about me. Please don't force me to talk about things i don't want to talk about, I hate that. Just for your reference here is a list of how me being myself.
- Always lost. (Thats me!)
- Running away from reality. (Thats me!)
- Plan to devour all the ramen in the world. (Thats me!)
- Giving in. (Thats me!)
- Get into trouble because give in too much. (Thats me!)
- Keeping things to myself. (Thats me!)
- Make people suffer because of my mistakes. (Thats me!)
- Go around plucking people's eyebrowns. (Thats Steven Lim and yes I have the same surname as him)
- Always trap in a awkard position. (Thats me!)
- Always hide my feelings. (Thats me!)
- Believe that everything will be alright in other words decieving myself. (Thats me!)
Hmm can those who blog also post an I am just being myself post? It'll be intresting hehe..
F.Y.I: Got girl thinks Stebn Lim is asia version of brad pit... PUI LAN AH!
Losty want BB only
- Always lost. (Thats me!)
- Running away from reality. (Thats me!)
- Plan to devour all the ramen in the world. (Thats me!)
- Giving in. (Thats me!)
- Get into trouble because give in too much. (Thats me!)
- Keeping things to myself. (Thats me!)
- Make people suffer because of my mistakes. (Thats me!)
- Go around plucking people's eyebrowns. (Thats Steven Lim and yes I have the same surname as him)
- Always trap in a awkard position. (Thats me!)
- Always hide my feelings. (Thats me!)
- Believe that everything will be alright in other words decieving myself. (Thats me!)
Hmm can those who blog also post an I am just being myself post? It'll be intresting hehe..
F.Y.I: Got girl thinks Stebn Lim is asia version of brad pit... PUI LAN AH!
Losty want BB only
26.3.05
Lonely freak!
I don't know what to say... I just can't gather enough courage to face my friends.. bah! As long they happy can le lah. Base on their blog and everything seems like they are doing fine keke.. having lots of fun yar? =) Everyone happy can le. Right?
Wants to eat ramen.
*Radio now playing very old song of Wacko Jacko .. "Rememeber time" hehe thats all i can do now*
Wants to eat ramen.
*Radio now playing very old song of Wacko Jacko .. "Rememeber time" hehe thats all i can do now*
24.3.05
2 weeks of NS MADNESS!
I recruit Lim Teck Hou , Derrick reporting for updates sir (madam)!
*From my NS journal*
11 03 2005
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Decided to post a short farewell msg for my frenz. In the beginning I didn't want them to know about me being enlisted and decided to disappear in to the thin air. Yah I know .. I am very bad.. but I got say sorry ok!? Obviously my Liang xin come in. So I posted a very short short msg telling them Ah Lim going to ns le! Don't know whether they will piss off or just heck care...
Strangely I don't feel anything about getting enlisted or going to tekong except for BB. Garett accompanied me to get my hair cut.. damn tat barber purposely left one portion of my hair loh... anyway the end result is BOTAK LIM! So Garret suppose to be my relative (who is not) and the funny thing is that the army like bring him around the camp trying to show that I am save in their hands , I even need to hand him the number to call if there is an emergency formally leh... Oh well i am glad that he is there didn't want my family or BB to come ...
After seeing Garret back , I got my boots and everything and we double check it .. ARMY style! Everyting must be quick .. "1 pair of boots!" then must raise ur boots if not " Why so slow? Fucking chee bye!" typical army tekan style. Unfortunately I am in Platoon 4 which means I need to climb all the way up to level 5 with my 2 heavy boots and whatever things was given including 1 big bag. Madness! I did manage to climb all the way up to level 5 along with my platoon mates. But then got this special guy... lets call him forest gump FG to be short (FG is not equal to Faggot) he very blur loh.. he cannot manage to carry everything.. the sargent see liao also xim tia let him take elevator up. And then when we at level 5 we must try everything items on to see if it fits us not.. then FG like put everything on the ground staring at the items trying to find the particular item the sargent ask us to try on... The sargent see liao xim tia then shouted " Someone please help FG! " ... then when he found the trouser he try to squeeze in even though it is the wrong size , with one leg in and one leg out he did a little twirl with half of his butt exposed. Then I stare at him then look at the guy beside me (jun hong) and smile abit with him then carry on my things... The sargent see liao also smile abit then shouted " EH! FG! Stop making a fool of yourself!" hahhaha i really want laugh leh.. but then he really needs help la .. so i control myself... anyway after everything he was transfered to other platoon because of his age??
Lights out at 22:30
BB I miss you .....
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12 03 2005
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*From my NS journal*
11 03 2005
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Decided to post a short farewell msg for my frenz. In the beginning I didn't want them to know about me being enlisted and decided to disappear in to the thin air. Yah I know .. I am very bad.. but I got say sorry ok!? Obviously my Liang xin come in. So I posted a very short short msg telling them Ah Lim going to ns le! Don't know whether they will piss off or just heck care...
Strangely I don't feel anything about getting enlisted or going to tekong except for BB. Garett accompanied me to get my hair cut.. damn tat barber purposely left one portion of my hair loh... anyway the end result is BOTAK LIM! So Garret suppose to be my relative (who is not) and the funny thing is that the army like bring him around the camp trying to show that I am save in their hands , I even need to hand him the number to call if there is an emergency formally leh... Oh well i am glad that he is there didn't want my family or BB to come ...
After seeing Garret back , I got my boots and everything and we double check it .. ARMY style! Everyting must be quick .. "1 pair of boots!" then must raise ur boots if not " Why so slow? Fucking chee bye!" typical army tekan style. Unfortunately I am in Platoon 4 which means I need to climb all the way up to level 5 with my 2 heavy boots and whatever things was given including 1 big bag. Madness! I did manage to climb all the way up to level 5 along with my platoon mates. But then got this special guy... lets call him forest gump FG to be short (FG is not equal to Faggot) he very blur loh.. he cannot manage to carry everything.. the sargent see liao also xim tia let him take elevator up. And then when we at level 5 we must try everything items on to see if it fits us not.. then FG like put everything on the ground staring at the items trying to find the particular item the sargent ask us to try on... The sargent see liao xim tia then shouted " Someone please help FG! " ... then when he found the trouser he try to squeeze in even though it is the wrong size , with one leg in and one leg out he did a little twirl with half of his butt exposed. Then I stare at him then look at the guy beside me (jun hong) and smile abit with him then carry on my things... The sargent see liao also smile abit then shouted " EH! FG! Stop making a fool of yourself!" hahhaha i really want laugh leh.. but then he really needs help la .. so i control myself... anyway after everything he was transfered to other platoon because of his age??
Lights out at 22:30
BB I miss you .....
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12 03 2005
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11.3.05
NS!
Yes.. i am going to ns! erm.. about 5 hrs from now i will be in tekong camp for my BMT .. and i might meet gabriel there or something. Sooo... the question .. aren't i suppose to be studying? Hey you know wad? i am not! I quitted school long ago.. reason? Simple.. my family falling apart.. and simply can't support me to go school ... so.... here i am typing in my soon to be dead blog telling you that i am going NS! MWahahaa.. sorry frenz.. sorry DWD.. there are times tat i really wan to tell u my problems.. but hell i shouldn't trouble you all with my silly porblems ... hey.. at least you know now .
If given the chance i would like to spent time with you guys.. hehehe maybe next time .. when my hair not botak liao... Until now i still feel bad for not going to wadever outings there is.. be it the drum session... or gab's farewell party.. like i said .. i hav things to do.. i am really sorry .. i really care about u guys.. take care ok? Woo hoo! tekong here i go!
If given the chance i would like to spent time with you guys.. hehehe maybe next time .. when my hair not botak liao... Until now i still feel bad for not going to wadever outings there is.. be it the drum session... or gab's farewell party.. like i said .. i hav things to do.. i am really sorry .. i really care about u guys.. take care ok? Woo hoo! tekong here i go!
3.3.05
Things in life.
One of the many things i learn in life is to let go. Why am i still holding on when others had already gone so far? I should let go. Maybe everyone will be happy.. no corrections everyone definitly will be happy.
Thanks
Thanks
20.2.05
dotz
alot of thing to blog but very lazy....so i shall use point form
-Drunk
-Love
-Friend
-People staring at me
-Valentine da best
-Hide and seek sux (predictable)
-Miss DWD days
-Com spoil
-Com still spoil
-Com recover but file all gone
-Want to read da vinci code
-Want to read christ clone triology
-Want to buy ALien full dvd set
-My family are falling apart
-Where are my frenz?
-BB
Sad,
Losty
-Drunk
-Love
-Friend
-People staring at me
-Valentine da best
-Hide and seek sux (predictable)
-Miss DWD days
-Com spoil
-Com still spoil
-Com recover but file all gone
-Want to read da vinci code
-Want to read christ clone triology
-Want to buy ALien full dvd set
-My family are falling apart
-Where are my frenz?
-BB
Sad,
Losty
21.1.05
Losty can't keep teh blog (plus random updates)
Bahh... ARgh! I really should not keep a blog loh! My english sux, i am lame and I AM TEH LAMER! I give myself 5 stars for lameness (derek gave me 6). I really wonder why i keep a blog... I revive this blog mainly becoz of the ah beng incident. I was too excited to let people know my point of view of what actually happened. As days pass is really like mafan... I should be blogless! I think i might as well be a silent blog reader... I actually enjoy people blog about their love, frenz , family and shit. But when i read other people's blog i always hav this urge to blog , in the end i blog about crap.
Bah... forget it.. Nowdays.. I feel very very far from the people who shared fun and laughter with me. They are very busy with their life.. and i am busy with mine.. but i dun want things to end like this.. Am i... asking too much from them? I hope i am not. Causing them trouble is the last in my "TO DO" list (hehe). I guess everyone has the rite to be lost in their memories and I am too lost in it. Guess i must go on with life and deal with changes in life.
SOooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... ok i admit it i hav this little problem.. I hav this habit of thinking stuff when i am walking.. alone.. or wadever as long as i am alone. And most of the time.. i will accidentally think of things that i dun wan to remember .. soo... i will say something out loud .. like a name.. or something .. (last time i used to say "mrs leong") to make me stop thinking of the bad memories... and i really say it out loud loh.. (nowadays i say "shit!") so you imagine me walking on pavement.. and u are this passerby.. then u suddenly hear me shout "shit!" out loud.. sure u frighten and look at me rite? Yea tat happens alot of time.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dun wan to be a freak lah (sadly i am liao) i mean is really paiseh loh .. the ppl look at me... Sianz..
Today is gabby treat! When to genki shushi! EAT FOOD! SEE FRENZ! HAPPY! (I neber bring my cam.. so no lame edited pictures! MWAHAHA)
Are you... lost?
Bah... forget it.. Nowdays.. I feel very very far from the people who shared fun and laughter with me. They are very busy with their life.. and i am busy with mine.. but i dun want things to end like this.. Am i... asking too much from them? I hope i am not. Causing them trouble is the last in my "TO DO" list (hehe). I guess everyone has the rite to be lost in their memories and I am too lost in it. Guess i must go on with life and deal with changes in life.
SOooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... ok i admit it i hav this little problem.. I hav this habit of thinking stuff when i am walking.. alone.. or wadever as long as i am alone. And most of the time.. i will accidentally think of things that i dun wan to remember .. soo... i will say something out loud .. like a name.. or something .. (last time i used to say "mrs leong") to make me stop thinking of the bad memories... and i really say it out loud loh.. (nowadays i say "shit!") so you imagine me walking on pavement.. and u are this passerby.. then u suddenly hear me shout "shit!" out loud.. sure u frighten and look at me rite? Yea tat happens alot of time.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dun wan to be a freak lah (sadly i am liao) i mean is really paiseh loh .. the ppl look at me... Sianz..
Today is gabby treat! When to genki shushi! EAT FOOD! SEE FRENZ! HAPPY! (I neber bring my cam.. so no lame edited pictures! MWAHAHA)
Are you... lost?
11.1.05
Losty is teh evil! (Seed of Chucky)
Movie review! (Expect spoilers)
Garet made me waited , unfortunately we manage to catch the opening.
You can tell what kind of movie you're watching by the opening or opening theme song but there are exception like "Dawn of the dead" which use western cowboy song as the opening theme which made it kind of quirky. So back to chucky the opening is this buch of sperms... yes sperms swimming tru this bloody hole which is obviously the birth canal ... sooo when everyone in the movie theatre finally figured THAT it is really sperm swimming tru the birth canal.. everyone freak out and cried .. some even prayed. Ok that didn't happened of course they laugh lah! I mean sperms swimming at birth canal in a horror show? And seriously their sperms are not proportionally correct.
Ok HAHAHAHAHAHA yes this is teh horrible horror film ever! They should stop at "Bride of chucky". This movie should rated as humour instead. Where is the chucky i know in child play? I can still remember how the main lead found out that chucky dosen't hav battery on and its still working totally freak me out. WHERE ARE YOU CHUCKY!
Ok I will not tell you the whole story.. (coz i lazy and fed up) I will tell you scenes tat are funny. Seed of chucky so obviously they got themselves laid and hav a baby! YEAH! But the child hav english accent and is a Wuss! Actually i am not suprise they made the doll (the child is also a puppet) base on the actor of Ron weasley in "Harry potter". So blah blah blah there is this scene he is running away from a guy ... and he run... really like stupid loh ... REALLY can see tat is controlled by string or somthing.. and blah blah blah he revived his parents and he greeted them using japanese.. coz you know why? coz they are puppets rite? and the hav this print tat says "MADE IN JAPAN" on their wrist! The child have it so he thought his parents are from japan! And then the parents argued whether the child is a boy or girl so they took his pants off and check... there is nuting! No gential! Then chucky say confirm is a boy he is juz a late bloomer... OMG! Everyone was so horrified that everyone cried and pee their pants and BONSAI KITTEN STARTED assasinate everyone of us coz its really a bad movie and no one who see it should be alive! Luckily I survived , my friend ......
So if you are looking... for bi-sexual puppet , masterbating puppet , killing addicted puppet humour movie... this is your choice.. if you are looking for horror film .. stick to sesame streets..
Losty rating
-23156133542313543/100
4.1.05
NEW YEAR DISASTER!
Its kinda late to post about this but what the hell!? There is something different about this year. Our group never meet up for countdown!!! One tradition gone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Dennis is working , dc-guild with other frens , chiang hui wans to stay at home , wendy and gab in church (i think) and me ... hehehe lets jus say i am taken.
Left jie hui who was equally shock that this year no count down. And he told me he whole day nuting to do. So i am like "ehh i pei you go buy mp3 loh".. sooo new year's eve afternoon i accompany him go sim lim square to buy mp3 player. He told me his budget is around $150 hmm ok reasonable. Off we go in search of the $150 256mb mp3 player. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he bought a $299 inclusive of GST mp3 player from korea! Seriously the only different i see is that it looks more cool and it has 2 holes (for 2 headphones). ITS JUZ FREAKIN EXPENSIVE! (derek faints in the background) Jie hui say the sound quality good.. but seriously if me i won't go and care so much.. as long got sound and works i am fine. Oh well.
I accompanied him until my fren come and pick me up for countdown. "5,4,3,2,1 YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And we got wasted at one of my frenz house more booze baby.. so the next morning i woke up and head to the basin to wash up i notice my hair got colour! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH now think derrick.. wad happened... while we are getting wasted i told someone tat i wanted to get my hair coloured.. then dunno who suddenly pop out with a hair dye... and turn the place into a hair colouring session.. ok... BUT IT LOOKS DAMN AWFULL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok never mind I meeting jie hui later (new year liao which is on saturday) to get our hair cut and dye our hair.
So i met him up around 6++ he suggested we should eat and we ate but you know me and jie hui is very talkative so we chit chat like we were in MR HO's class by the time we finish is around 7++ liao.. so we quickly take bus to go the saloon.. after some stops we confirm that we TOOK THE WRONG BUS! I wanted to take whole round back to interchange but noooooo jie hui say opposite sure got bus. WE alighted and ran across the road only to see that there is no bus 293! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok never mind we take a taxi. But all the taxi kena hired liao and we see got alot of taxi at the other lane so we head over there.. when we reach there NO TAXI!!!!!!!! Jie hui blame me for not changing clothes (i meet him up str8 after i left my fren's house. I got bath) which is quite true coz really really no taxi when we come to this lane loh. Then alot of screaming and shouting and banging each other heads finally! TAXI! yeah! But by the time we reach there the saloon close liao... AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT THE ONLY TIME LIKE TAT LOH! That time me and jie hui also take wrong bus! Then we suppose to go to yonglin's house which is in bedok but we took the bus all the way to ang mo kio i think... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so we concluded that both us cannot meet up unless there is a third party.. Phew..
Anyway hav you like came across some "Do you know" facts? Like "Do you know that 90% of the soccer balls in the world are made in pakistan?" (true) and when we will like go "WOW!" in our mind when we reading that. Recently i came across this "Do you know that women takes up 50% of the internet shoping?" I was like "really!?" then after awhile i thought to myself.. "doesnt tat make men 50% of the internet shoppers? if not men then wad? animal?" haha
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!
Left jie hui who was equally shock that this year no count down. And he told me he whole day nuting to do. So i am like "ehh i pei you go buy mp3 loh".. sooo new year's eve afternoon i accompany him go sim lim square to buy mp3 player. He told me his budget is around $150 hmm ok reasonable. Off we go in search of the $150 256mb mp3 player. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he bought a $299 inclusive of GST mp3 player from korea! Seriously the only different i see is that it looks more cool and it has 2 holes (for 2 headphones). ITS JUZ FREAKIN EXPENSIVE! (derek faints in the background) Jie hui say the sound quality good.. but seriously if me i won't go and care so much.. as long got sound and works i am fine. Oh well.
I accompanied him until my fren come and pick me up for countdown. "5,4,3,2,1 YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And we got wasted at one of my frenz house more booze baby.. so the next morning i woke up and head to the basin to wash up i notice my hair got colour! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH now think derrick.. wad happened... while we are getting wasted i told someone tat i wanted to get my hair coloured.. then dunno who suddenly pop out with a hair dye... and turn the place into a hair colouring session.. ok... BUT IT LOOKS DAMN AWFULL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok never mind I meeting jie hui later (new year liao which is on saturday) to get our hair cut and dye our hair.
So i met him up around 6++ he suggested we should eat and we ate but you know me and jie hui is very talkative so we chit chat like we were in MR HO's class by the time we finish is around 7++ liao.. so we quickly take bus to go the saloon.. after some stops we confirm that we TOOK THE WRONG BUS! I wanted to take whole round back to interchange but noooooo jie hui say opposite sure got bus. WE alighted and ran across the road only to see that there is no bus 293! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok never mind we take a taxi. But all the taxi kena hired liao and we see got alot of taxi at the other lane so we head over there.. when we reach there NO TAXI!!!!!!!! Jie hui blame me for not changing clothes (i meet him up str8 after i left my fren's house. I got bath) which is quite true coz really really no taxi when we come to this lane loh. Then alot of screaming and shouting and banging each other heads finally! TAXI! yeah! But by the time we reach there the saloon close liao... AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT THE ONLY TIME LIKE TAT LOH! That time me and jie hui also take wrong bus! Then we suppose to go to yonglin's house which is in bedok but we took the bus all the way to ang mo kio i think... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so we concluded that both us cannot meet up unless there is a third party.. Phew..
Anyway hav you like came across some "Do you know" facts? Like "Do you know that 90% of the soccer balls in the world are made in pakistan?" (true) and when we will like go "WOW!" in our mind when we reading that. Recently i came across this "Do you know that women takes up 50% of the internet shoping?" I was like "really!?" then after awhile i thought to myself.. "doesnt tat make men 50% of the internet shoppers? if not men then wad? animal?" haha
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!
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