Army = Full parade of Maleness

I am here to share with you what I saw and experienced after 1 month of army. No parental guidence needed but feel free to grab your own groin as an tribute of maleness action.

Har lan pa
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Yes, totally classic. To perform a "Har lan pa" you need 2 person having a conversation. Example of A and B

A:Hey .....
B:Har!?
A:HAR LAN PA!

While shouting back "HAR LAN PA!" back at B, A must swiftly grab his groin area .. to be more specific his penis. By doing so you are showing that you are manly enough to grab your own dick and show it to other guys , also people won't think that you are a fag or a gay ( same meaning ) despite you are actually grabbing your own dick and showing it to other guys.

Manly rating : 3/5 roars

Chee bye
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Chee bye can be used in wide range of area and each time with its own meaning. Here are some examples.

"Wah Lan eh! He run like chee bye!" - Chee bye = slow

"Chee bye! That girl so chio!" - Chee bye = My god

"Don't be chee bye la!" - Chee bye = stupid

Sometimes using chee bye can have double meanings.

"Fucking chee bye day!"
This sentence have 2 meanings depends on how you look at it. It can be "Fucking chee bye - day." means having sex day or "Fucking chee bye day!" means lousy day.

Manly rating : 2.5/5 roars

Sex
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As long as your conversation includes boobs , sex or any sex related things the conversation is good and prove that you are manly and experience in sex. If you are good at making up fake sex experience your platoon mate might look up to you as a sex guru and if you play your cards well you might get yourself some hench men to do your chore like filling up your water bottle , washing clothes.

Manly rating : 3.8/5 roars

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( The list go on and on I too lazy to type liao )
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Now I describe wad kind of people you can find in the army.

Siao on
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"Siao on" means someone who will volunteer to do anything. This kind of people is an army version of the teacher's pet. Normally this kind of people won't be well like by people but due to the fact that the "Siao on" will also volunteer to do sai kang (chores) people tend to smile smile infront of him.

Ah beng
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Ah bengs are always welcome any groups. They are funny, they smoke , they are good buddies and they are not afraid of anything , true ah bengs are always humble of the qualities they have.

Buay beng act beng
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In other words fake ah bengs. Normally this kind of people will try to add in vulgarites into their conversations to make themselves more manly but it is obvious that they are trying to act because it doesn't sound as natural as the true bengs.

Attention seekers
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They will tell everyone that he is good in this good in that but the fact that he is not good in anything. It will impress people at first but once the truth is out sure condamn by the popular groups of people. Sometimes the attention seekers will try to make jokes which is not funny , people will reward the attention seekers with fake laugh during the good days but not all the time.

Lost lamb
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Followers of the popular people.

I am just being myself.

Keeping things to myself is just me being myself. No matter how much you know me, you will never know all things about me. Please don't force me to talk about things i don't want to talk about, I hate that. Just for your reference here is a list of how me being myself.

- Always lost. (Thats me!)
- Running away from reality. (Thats me!)
- Plan to devour all the ramen in the world. (Thats me!)
- Giving in. (Thats me!)
- Get into trouble because give in too much. (Thats me!)
- Keeping things to myself. (Thats me!)
- Make people suffer because of my mistakes. (Thats me!)
- Go around plucking people's eyebrowns. (Thats Steven Lim and yes I have the same surname as him)
- Always trap in a awkard position. (Thats me!)
- Always hide my feelings. (Thats me!)
- Believe that everything will be alright in other words decieving myself. (Thats me!)

Hmm can those who blog also post an I am just being myself post? It'll be intresting hehe..

F.Y.I: Got girl thinks Stebn Lim is asia version of brad pit... PUI LAN AH!

Losty want BB only