I give good service.. if the customer is GOOD!

Argh damn pissed with the ppl tat visits my booth nowadays .. damn idiot la them.. if got chance i really wan to like take a drill and drill their face off... Well lets list them!

- Itchy hand

I hate them ! HATE HATE HATE HATE! Is like they dunno how to wait? Once i open the glass cabbinet they quickly jab their hand in and snatch the watch and see.. It was so fast my hand can't react to slap their face! Cannot wait meh? Will die? Or is it i open liao then 3 sec close it then tell them "oh too bad.. try harrrddeerr.." not rite? Isn't it better for me to slowly take out and remove the stand under the watch and then let them try? Surely is better coz in the end.. they will still hand the watch to me becoz they are damn stupid dunno how to remove the stand! Ok never mind snatch rite is ok.. they snatch liao still press press press the button .. ma jiam got prize if press the correct one like tat.. then they neber press the light then ask me.. so got no light ah? I really really wan to answer them "yea too bad u can't figure it out" Cannot wait for me to explain the functions? You know wad should we do to this kind of ppl? We chop of their hands! And seal out their mouth.. then throw to national park.. so they can produce carbon dioxide for the plants...

- Burping customer

Once i serve this indian customer.. she not very old.. still able to breathe.. she is damn rude la ! She come to me and say " i wan to see this this this and this.." Wah u think u wad? Paris hillton's sister India Mountain? Ok nvm.. then when i explain the function of the watch.. which she dun really pays attention to..... she BURPED!A VERY LONG BURP somemore ! I SOOO SHOCK LA!

Wah i hold my breathe la! During the explanation she burp a total of 3 times! OMG! In my country ... we bother to cover out mouth or at least say excuse me... Can you imagine her wedding? " I dooooooooooobbbbuurrpppppppppp!" I hope she died of excessive burping =)

- Cheapskate

Most idiotic of em all!

Example 1.. I show this watch to an auntie.. then she say waaaaaaaaa so nice.. then she call her fren come come! come and see.. Then her fren say waaaa very nice hor? So got discount or not? I said no.. then she say wad? Then i dun wan liao.. then slam my watch on the counter and walk away? Hey dun mind me! I dun need a thank you now do i?

Example 2.. This one another indian fat lady.. but she neber come my booth la.. but go my frenz one.. so she like ask my fren how much the watch.. then got discount or not.. then my fren say no.. then the indian lady say.. she got vouchers but if she use without discount then she won't feel shiok? Pls la if u wan shiok u stuff a pole stick in ur byebye liao... anyway the indian lady ask my fren can use my fren's staff discount to buy? If my fren use staff discount the indian lady say she will buy.. CRAZY! CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY! Who in the right mind will do tat? Dun even know her then wan to help her buy? SIAO ONE! Then my fren say cannot.. then she threaten u know! Say if she dun wan then she go other place and buy liao! BIG DEAL! Nobody cares lor...

Example 3.. They always like wan to get advantage (like someone i know) even my paper bag they also wan to get more... Then got one fat char bor ( did u notice all is char bor?) after buying the watch then tell me.. sooo i am buying this for a fren... then is her birthday.. so got any gift for her? WAH LAN EH! Ma jiam auntie in market buy cabbage wan to ask for free 2 tomato.. Wah i pek chek... can see my veins pop out i tell u.. but then i control.. i smiled and said no.. Then she give me tat kind of wah lan selfish ppl birthday leh tat kind of look.. i dun care i juz push the paper bag to her... and say here u go and hav a nice day =)

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the more i type the more i hot i tell you.... and the more i cant sleep.. i guess tats all for now... Grrrrrrr....

I am a xiao lao hu

I am a xiao lao hu.. in a grassland... always see other animals.. but all the animals come and go.. i can't hunt... in the end .. i eat grass...

Dye hair

Yea i dye my hair!

Will i be MARIA?

I guess is not wrong in my point of view.. I am juz being myself noting more noting less... But then the world dun really spin becoz of me.. I figured tat i shouldn't chase away the ppl who cares.. But that brings down to the question.. What am i looking for? I seriously dunno.. Really i dunno leh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH siao liao....

Anyway MY PAY IS COMING! Grrrrrrrrrrr hmmm i dunno should i buy shoes? or specs?

TARGET!

pls pls pls pls pls let me hit target this month... i really need tat xtra cash to buy new pair of shoes... lots of tees and .. A NEW PAIR OF SPECS! Some rich tai tai come leh... i am the very the nice to you =)

Its a FULL dwd + 3 dcguild and + 1 DLclan!

Can you imagine the madness? Is like crazy la! At first it was a DWD + gab outing.. which i really had a bad feeling about it ( pls refer to DWD + gab outing of doom.. its one of the first few posts) luckily gwen join us later on... So we met up at PS? As usual we went to spotlight and played with props and costume over there...


Wendy feeling abit Queen


Wait.. bunnies hav feather meh? Pink somemore...


Green-CHan!


The problem is either the hat is too small.. or derek's head is too big.


OH GOD! RU HUA!


Derek say he wans to do volk? correct spelling? anyway is like the poses tat madonna make... wadever he is doin he look like EVE found a ring instead of an apple..


And he forces the rest to do volk? haha i am excused coz i am the cameramen!


Gab feeling lucky...


AHHHH i am CUCUMBER SM guy!

After the staff like ask us to put back the stuff and dun wear it.. we got bored.. and we head to the other shop! The jap shop which i forget the name ..


Early christmas...


God save him!

Finally gwen join us liao! And we headed to cineleisure.. We took lovegetty! With costume.. Wah even before we take the lovegetty we had so much fun liao..


Is tat you patricia mok?


Chio?


More chio?


Derek wear this one got more shape....


Yes he is my fren...

Haha we force derek to wear the dress HAHAH SO DAMN FARNI LA! He refuse to wear at first but no choice! Actually I suspected he had the cross dressing fetish.. hehe And the end result is Gab wear harry potter... Wendy a sheep .. i am a mouse... Gwen ALICE in ang mo kio and derek DIsco king.. haha pls refer to previous post for the lovegetty picture.. =)

Guess what?

Hey! You know what? I can't even be compared to a dog! Not even worth mentioning! I am so touched. Thank you for letting me know tat I am not an impact in your life. I appreciate tat. Like they say the grass is always greener on the other side. I guess is easy for me now. Since I lian gou tou bu ru?

A budding start... OF PICTURE MADNESS!

Guess wad? My phone finally allow me to upload pictures to my com!OH YES! More of derek's uber chou pic! Taboo picture... MK bday... Gab bday! CNY PICS! ALL COMING UP! MWAHAHAHA! Lets start with the picture tat i took.. ON SATURDAY! Initially suppose to be juz derek and me go out coz the rest is bz.. and jas got lame excuse of her grandpa bday (is it true?)

Then suddenly! Gab neber work! I was touch la i thought dun work juz to come out with us.. but nooooooooooooo is actually his fren neber work so he shy.. so he decided not to work! Damn him! And SH also join us! So is a foursome of guys!


Derek and me shock!

And then four guys go take lovegetty! And derek's face ruin one of the picture.. sigh.. but since i paid the most i get 2 pictures.. but derek protest by using all his guilty skill.. which prove useless to us .. since we are like use to it ? Anyway will give the picture to CH to scan for me haha

So we ate some JAP/KOR food.. and wonder around.. in search of DEREK"S newzealand ice cream.. i swear we walk half the globe juz to find it in suntec... GRRRR so we ate ice cream... and we burst into picture taking! I feel like taking pic with me in it tat day.. haha normally i juz take their pictures....

so here u are..


see my blink blink?


Gab attempt to act cute


i neber shave!


SH WAS THERE TOO!


We were drunk on ice cream...

SO there u are.. coming up next! Gabriel's bday picture!

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