STOMP is crazy!

I am not talking about STOMP the musical/dance sensation.


The black woman is working real hard.

I am talking about Straits Times Online Mobile Print (http://www.stomp.com.sg/index.html) an online portal for Singaporeans to mingle and discuss about the latest news, created by none other than SPH our local press. As we all know it newspaper ain't going to last with the technology boom( Ahem internet ), I guess STOMP is an attempt to tap into the internet market for our local press. So what is wrong with it you say? Well nothing much except for one segment of the web portal, "Singapore Seen".

"Singapore Seen" is a platform whereby everyone is a journalist, just take a photo, send and voilà! You've just contributed a piece of news! Some of the stories are actually good reads and some of it are plain stupid. The stupidity of the people sending such stupid stories can't be measured by elephants. They are crazy I tell ya! I hand picked some of the stories that I find it stupid and you can be the judge of it.




He/she says that the woman didn't do a thing but the irony here is he/she took a picture and upload to STOMP didn't really help either. Why not go to them and say its dangerous? No, its easier to take photos. What an ass. Imagine there is another person took a picture of him/her taking photo of kids and send it to STOMP titled "Man/Woman take picture of kids playing on tree branch and upload to STOMP instead of going up to warn them.". Does that prevent the kids from falling? No. How about another person take picture of the person taking picture of the person taking picture of the kids. Woah! Matrix!


I am not sure why is this a piece of news. Stupidity to the max!



Did I mention about stupidity? If you find the bowl dirty then stop eating the food! OMG! Pig organ soups are some what clear or cloudy looking. Its easy to spot the stains on the bowl. Why? Tell me why? Why? Why do you still eat it?!



This one here is a winner. The guy who contributed the story was outraged for having a ticket issued to him, he claims that he was parking at the hump and not the zig-zag line ( In Singapore, you can't park on zig-zag lines. ). How idiotic this guy can be? He is clearly obstructing the road and that alone will guarantee his ticket. Trying to be smart ass finding loophole. Fail to the max!

Apparently taking pictures of couple kissing in public places are considered news. You will see tons of them in "Singapore Seen". Most of the people in the comments find it ok but the contributors think otherwise.



So the person just stare at them for 20 whole minutes?



In the picture, all I see was everyone is minding their own business except for you Jason. You bloody stalker.



Taking pictures of others without their consent is also setting a bad example for the kids. Do you want your kids to whip out their phones and start taking pictures of everybody? That would be public nuisance! Stupid aunties.



If you don't want your kids to see this stuff then don't bring your kid out! If you want to bring your kid out then expect this kind of things. Your kid maybe an emperor to you but to others is just some brat with shitty parents. Besides without such behaviors your kid wouldn't be born in the first place. So be thankful.

Anyway I've decided to contribute some "news" to the website.





I am not surprise if it had been posted before. So beware! Someone might snap a picture of you breathing and upload it. Stupidity are everywhere and they are infectious.

PS:All of the screen-shots are taken from said website except for the last two. I made them.

PSS:Don't ask me why am I in a blonde wig. Its too painful to recall.