21.1.05

Losty can't keep teh blog (plus random updates)

Bahh... ARgh! I really should not keep a blog loh! My english sux, i am lame and I AM TEH LAMER! I give myself 5 stars for lameness (derek gave me 6). I really wonder why i keep a blog... I revive this blog mainly becoz of the ah beng incident. I was too excited to let people know my point of view of what actually happened. As days pass is really like mafan... I should be blogless! I think i might as well be a silent blog reader... I actually enjoy people blog about their love, frenz , family and shit. But when i read other people's blog i always hav this urge to blog , in the end i blog about crap.

Bah... forget it.. Nowdays.. I feel very very far from the people who shared fun and laughter with me. They are very busy with their life.. and i am busy with mine.. but i dun want things to end like this.. Am i... asking too much from them? I hope i am not. Causing them trouble is the last in my "TO DO" list (hehe). I guess everyone has the rite to be lost in their memories and I am too lost in it. Guess i must go on with life and deal with changes in life.

SOooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... ok i admit it i hav this little problem.. I hav this habit of thinking stuff when i am walking.. alone.. or wadever as long as i am alone. And most of the time.. i will accidentally think of things that i dun wan to remember .. soo... i will say something out loud .. like a name.. or something .. (last time i used to say "mrs leong") to make me stop thinking of the bad memories... and i really say it out loud loh.. (nowadays i say "shit!") so you imagine me walking on pavement.. and u are this passerby.. then u suddenly hear me shout "shit!" out loud.. sure u frighten and look at me rite? Yea tat happens alot of time.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dun wan to be a freak lah (sadly i am liao) i mean is really paiseh loh .. the ppl look at me... Sianz..

Today is gabby treat! When to genki shushi! EAT FOOD! SEE FRENZ! HAPPY! (I neber bring my cam.. so no lame edited pictures! MWAHAHA)

Are you... lost?

11.1.05

Losty is teh evil! (Seed of Chucky)



Movie review! (Expect spoilers)

Garet made me waited , unfortunately we manage to catch the opening.

You can tell what kind of movie you're watching by the opening or opening theme song but there are exception like "Dawn of the dead" which use western cowboy song as the opening theme which made it kind of quirky. So back to chucky the opening is this buch of sperms... yes sperms swimming tru this bloody hole which is obviously the birth canal ... sooo when everyone in the movie theatre finally figured THAT it is really sperm swimming tru the birth canal.. everyone freak out and cried .. some even prayed. Ok that didn't happened of course they laugh lah! I mean sperms swimming at birth canal in a horror show? And seriously their sperms are not proportionally correct.

Ok HAHAHAHAHAHA yes this is teh horrible horror film ever! They should stop at "Bride of chucky". This movie should rated as humour instead. Where is the chucky i know in child play? I can still remember how the main lead found out that chucky dosen't hav battery on and its still working totally freak me out. WHERE ARE YOU CHUCKY!



Ok I will not tell you the whole story.. (coz i lazy and fed up) I will tell you scenes tat are funny. Seed of chucky so obviously they got themselves laid and hav a baby! YEAH! But the child hav english accent and is a Wuss! Actually i am not suprise they made the doll (the child is also a puppet) base on the actor of Ron weasley in "Harry potter". So blah blah blah there is this scene he is running away from a guy ... and he run... really like stupid loh ... REALLY can see tat is controlled by string or somthing.. and blah blah blah he revived his parents and he greeted them using japanese.. coz you know why? coz they are puppets rite? and the hav this print tat says "MADE IN JAPAN" on their wrist! The child have it so he thought his parents are from japan! And then the parents argued whether the child is a boy or girl so they took his pants off and check... there is nuting! No gential! Then chucky say confirm is a boy he is juz a late bloomer... OMG! Everyone was so horrified that everyone cried and pee their pants and BONSAI KITTEN STARTED assasinate everyone of us coz its really a bad movie and no one who see it should be alive! Luckily I survived , my friend ......

So if you are looking... for bi-sexual puppet , masterbating puppet , killing addicted puppet humour movie... this is your choice.. if you are looking for horror film .. stick to sesame streets..

Losty rating
-23156133542313543/100



4.1.05

NEW YEAR DISASTER!

Its kinda late to post about this but what the hell!? There is something different about this year. Our group never meet up for countdown!!! One tradition gone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Dennis is working , dc-guild with other frens , chiang hui wans to stay at home , wendy and gab in church (i think) and me ... hehehe lets jus say i am taken.

Left jie hui who was equally shock that this year no count down. And he told me he whole day nuting to do. So i am like "ehh i pei you go buy mp3 loh".. sooo new year's eve afternoon i accompany him go sim lim square to buy mp3 player. He told me his budget is around $150 hmm ok reasonable. Off we go in search of the $150 256mb mp3 player. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he bought a $299 inclusive of GST mp3 player from korea! Seriously the only different i see is that it looks more cool and it has 2 holes (for 2 headphones). ITS JUZ FREAKIN EXPENSIVE! (derek faints in the background) Jie hui say the sound quality good.. but seriously if me i won't go and care so much.. as long got sound and works i am fine. Oh well.

I accompanied him until my fren come and pick me up for countdown. "5,4,3,2,1 YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And we got wasted at one of my frenz house more booze baby.. so the next morning i woke up and head to the basin to wash up i notice my hair got colour! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH now think derrick.. wad happened... while we are getting wasted i told someone tat i wanted to get my hair coloured.. then dunno who suddenly pop out with a hair dye... and turn the place into a hair colouring session.. ok... BUT IT LOOKS DAMN AWFULL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok never mind I meeting jie hui later (new year liao which is on saturday) to get our hair cut and dye our hair.

So i met him up around 6++ he suggested we should eat and we ate but you know me and jie hui is very talkative so we chit chat like we were in MR HO's class by the time we finish is around 7++ liao.. so we quickly take bus to go the saloon.. after some stops we confirm that we TOOK THE WRONG BUS! I wanted to take whole round back to interchange but noooooo jie hui say opposite sure got bus. WE alighted and ran across the road only to see that there is no bus 293! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok never mind we take a taxi. But all the taxi kena hired liao and we see got alot of taxi at the other lane so we head over there.. when we reach there NO TAXI!!!!!!!! Jie hui blame me for not changing clothes (i meet him up str8 after i left my fren's house. I got bath) which is quite true coz really really no taxi when we come to this lane loh. Then alot of screaming and shouting and banging each other heads finally! TAXI! yeah! But by the time we reach there the saloon close liao... AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT THE ONLY TIME LIKE TAT LOH! That time me and jie hui also take wrong bus! Then we suppose to go to yonglin's house which is in bedok but we took the bus all the way to ang mo kio i think... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so we concluded that both us cannot meet up unless there is a third party.. Phew..

Anyway hav you like came across some "Do you know" facts? Like "Do you know that 90% of the soccer balls in the world are made in pakistan?" (true) and when we will like go "WOW!" in our mind when we reading that. Recently i came across this "Do you know that women takes up 50% of the internet shoping?" I was like "really!?" then after awhile i thought to myself.. "doesnt tat make men 50% of the internet shoppers? if not men then wad? animal?" haha

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!