Argh damn pissed with the ppl tat visits my booth nowadays .. damn idiot la them.. if got chance i really wan to like take a drill and drill their face off... Well lets list them!
- Itchy hand
I hate them ! HATE HATE HATE HATE! Is like they dunno how to wait? Once i open the glass cabbinet they quickly jab their hand in and snatch the watch and see.. It was so fast my hand can't react to slap their face! Cannot wait meh? Will die? Or is it i open liao then 3 sec close it then tell them "oh too bad.. try harrrddeerr.." not rite? Isn't it better for me to slowly take out and remove the stand under the watch and then let them try? Surely is better coz in the end.. they will still hand the watch to me becoz they are damn stupid dunno how to remove the stand! Ok never mind snatch rite is ok.. they snatch liao still press press press the button .. ma jiam got prize if press the correct one like tat.. then they neber press the light then ask me.. so got no light ah? I really really wan to answer them "yea too bad u can't figure it out" Cannot wait for me to explain the functions? You know wad should we do to this kind of ppl? We chop of their hands! And seal out their mouth.. then throw to national park.. so they can produce carbon dioxide for the plants...
- Burping customer
Once i serve this indian customer.. she not very old.. still able to breathe.. she is damn rude la ! She come to me and say " i wan to see this this this and this.." Wah u think u wad? Paris hillton's sister India Mountain? Ok nvm.. then when i explain the function of the watch.. which she dun really pays attention to..... she BURPED!A VERY LONG BURP somemore ! I SOOO SHOCK LA!
Wah i hold my breathe la! During the explanation she burp a total of 3 times! OMG! In my country ... we bother to cover out mouth or at least say excuse me... Can you imagine her wedding? " I dooooooooooobbbbuurrpppppppppp!" I hope she died of excessive burping =)
- Cheapskate
Most idiotic of em all!
Example 1.. I show this watch to an auntie.. then she say waaaaaaaaa so nice.. then she call her fren come come! come and see.. Then her fren say waaaa very nice hor? So got discount or not? I said no.. then she say wad? Then i dun wan liao.. then slam my watch on the counter and walk away? Hey dun mind me! I dun need a thank you now do i?
Example 2.. This one another indian fat lady.. but she neber come my booth la.. but go my frenz one.. so she like ask my fren how much the watch.. then got discount or not.. then my fren say no.. then the indian lady say.. she got vouchers but if she use without discount then she won't feel shiok? Pls la if u wan shiok u stuff a pole stick in ur byebye liao... anyway the indian lady ask my fren can use my fren's staff discount to buy? If my fren use staff discount the indian lady say she will buy.. CRAZY! CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY! Who in the right mind will do tat? Dun even know her then wan to help her buy? SIAO ONE! Then my fren say cannot.. then she threaten u know! Say if she dun wan then she go other place and buy liao! BIG DEAL! Nobody cares lor...
Example 3.. They always like wan to get advantage (like someone i know) even my paper bag they also wan to get more... Then got one fat char bor ( did u notice all is char bor?) after buying the watch then tell me.. sooo i am buying this for a fren... then is her birthday.. so got any gift for her? WAH LAN EH! Ma jiam auntie in market buy cabbage wan to ask for free 2 tomato.. Wah i pek chek... can see my veins pop out i tell u.. but then i control.. i smiled and said no.. Then she give me tat kind of wah lan selfish ppl birthday leh tat kind of look.. i dun care i juz push the paper bag to her... and say here u go and hav a nice day =)
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the more i type the more i hot i tell you.... and the more i cant sleep.. i guess tats all for now... Grrrrrrr....
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