Losty is teh evil! (Seed of Chucky)

Movie review! (Expect spoilers)

Garet made me waited , unfortunately we manage to catch the opening.

You can tell what kind of movie you're watching by the opening or opening theme song but there are exception like "Dawn of the dead" which use western cowboy song as the opening theme which made it kind of quirky. So back to chucky the opening is this buch of sperms... yes sperms swimming tru this bloody hole which is obviously the birth canal ... sooo when everyone in the movie theatre finally figured THAT it is really sperm swimming tru the birth canal.. everyone freak out and cried .. some even prayed. Ok that didn't happened of course they laugh lah! I mean sperms swimming at birth canal in a horror show? And seriously their sperms are not proportionally correct.

Ok HAHAHAHAHAHA yes this is teh horrible horror film ever! They should stop at "Bride of chucky". This movie should rated as humour instead. Where is the chucky i know in child play? I can still remember how the main lead found out that chucky dosen't hav battery on and its still working totally freak me out. WHERE ARE YOU CHUCKY!



Ok I will not tell you the whole story.. (coz i lazy and fed up) I will tell you scenes tat are funny. Seed of chucky so obviously they got themselves laid and hav a baby! YEAH! But the child hav english accent and is a Wuss! Actually i am not suprise they made the doll (the child is also a puppet) base on the actor of Ron weasley in "Harry potter". So blah blah blah there is this scene he is running away from a guy ... and he run... really like stupid loh ... REALLY can see tat is controlled by string or somthing.. and blah blah blah he revived his parents and he greeted them using japanese.. coz you know why? coz they are puppets rite? and the hav this print tat says "MADE IN JAPAN" on their wrist! The child have it so he thought his parents are from japan! And then the parents argued whether the child is a boy or girl so they took his pants off and check... there is nuting! No gential! Then chucky say confirm is a boy he is juz a late bloomer... OMG! Everyone was so horrified that everyone cried and pee their pants and BONSAI KITTEN STARTED assasinate everyone of us coz its really a bad movie and no one who see it should be alive! Luckily I survived , my friend ......

So if you are looking... for bi-sexual puppet , masterbating puppet , killing addicted puppet humour movie... this is your choice.. if you are looking for horror film .. stick to sesame streets..

Losty rating
-23156133542313543/100