Dun approach me!

I know you ppl will understand the situation i am in especially the NS ppl. You know when u like book out from camp or going home from school or work.. Surely u will pass by an interchange or MRT. You peacefully walking walking then suddenly got this guy/gal approach you saying " Mdm/sir do some spare time to do survery blah blah blah blah blah"

I always kena this kind of ppl you know.. i am so scared (not scare until hide one corner la)to walk past interchange nowadays whenever i walk pass instinctly i know got survey ppl or not (lets call the survey ppl S.ppl also means slave ppl) but then i always can't get away their eagle eyes.....


Like this..

Really i hate to be approach by this S.ppl.. especially girls.. yah lah u gal lah but tat doesn't mean i must give u my number and get pestered by unknown companies about me winning some unknown lottery or some shit ass once in life time chance to get rich. I know you must hav quota to meet.. or else u all won't earn money.. but then i dun wan to get pestered leh.. if i give u fake info u also won't earn money.. like this cannot like tat cannot then how? Dun take up this job lah.. surely you can a better one. Worst is those keep following you one.... horrible i tell you they really like monster!


Monster!

They follow you all the way .. wah i really admire their thick skin leh.. I really feel bad for them whenever i reject them... so paiseh... I rather they give out free tissue or wad =X

Anyway i was reading newspaper then i saw this intresting article (actually not article it is printed on one small corner or the paper) something like wad you get when u rearrange the words.. here are some of the intresting ones...

Dormitory - dirty room
astronomer - moon starer
desperation - a rope ends it
the eyes - they see
the morse code - here come dots
slot machines - cash lost in me
a decimal point - i'm a dot in place
snooze alarms- alas! no more Z's
elven plus two - twelve plus one
motherinlaws - woman hitler