Counting down the days

For me to wake up.

Tuesday

Ok gotta do my stuff please LOG OFF THE INTERNET!

*whimpers

Can this be true?

I am blogging? Its time to give offering to god. Mwhaha! Ahyah usual la pimples, fat and dark eye ring plus I am very laaazzzzyyyy so lazy that a sloth can scold me to pull up my socks. Argh!

Jasmine said I am fat.

Last night was a slap on my face. Jasmine pointed out that I look fat in the picture we took after gab's bday dinner. After months of people telling me that I had put on weight, I finally see myself in MK's small camera screen and Facebook ( MK posted it ) that I am by far not counting when I was in Pri 4 (baby fats) the fattest in my life.

Its a wake up call to the max.

I have to admit my metabolism rate has dropped, I don't burn 2 packs of maggie mee like when I was in Sec 3. Yes, age is catching up just like I caught derek using uPapa for his backaches.

Solution? I am going to train for this year's standchart marathon. I AM GOING TO WEAR THAT SINGLET BY THE END OF THIS YEAR DARN YOU!

In another news, after eons we finally going to have a chalet! A reunion dinner chalet, its a first for big group. We know each other for like at least 10 years, I guess we are one big family. We gonna wear something that represent tiger (year of the tiger) and we all gonna bite Gab coz he is an ox. Have some hay gabby. I am going to make them take a family potrait olden days style. Don't smile, stand straight and the eldest(Gab since CH in TAIWAN) sit down. Then I photoshop it black and white. Hee so exciting.

PS: This year is a comeback year! Like Britney! " CHEETOS! Y'all "

Fat face/ Random rant.

I update my blog when I need to say something that cannot be said on facebook. ARGH MY FACE IS GETTING UBER ROUND!!! Totally sianned. I am so going to be next super bread man " Mian bao chao ren ". I will totally nail the audition if there were any.

Here I want to say something. If you are checking up facebook every 5 mins for new updates and you are at home wearing boxers and singlet not working. Please get a job. Seriously. Nobody will come to you and praise you for being what lvl in dunnno what game if you dun have a job. To sum up everything you are a bum. Try earning your lunch money for a change.

PS: I am sorry dennis. I sort of pang seh-ed you in ROHAN ahahahah! I feel a stabbing pain whenever i think of that. REALLY! Maybe we should start over.. lets say ... we play Dungeon Fighter online? Lets PVP derek and whack him to death!

PSS: I dunno why we just like to kill derek in game. I also dun like gabriel to win me in game. Hahhaa

Brand new life.

Caught JH with someone today at 85. *Smirks. This coming monday, I am going to exercise and eat healthy! MARK MY WORDS TUMMY THOU SHALL BE GONE!

Start and End!

Today I tendered my resignation letter. My path is open again.

Seriously.

I hope I can turn back time.

I lost my phone.

Any phone to recommend?

BOO YA!

I am alive i assure you.