DWD!

By now everyone should know that DWD means -- Derek . Wendy . Derrick. We are three different mad people that juz happen to know each other and form this mad DWD.
Over the years we went throught many crazy things like ... indian guy scolding us banana at the playground etc... Some how i can say tat DWD is the center of the big group..

Now that we are already 20 may you will think we matured but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo we are as crazy as ever! But then of coz secondary school dwd still the best... let me show you DWD in their most orginal and crazy form!


ME! Damn I look like a freak


Wendy!


Derek!


Derek and wendy!


Derek and me.. DAMN I AM UGLY!

*sigh... Those were the days.. a group of 3 young teens .. having so many dreams together ( some really stupid ). Here is a short list of what we wanted to do...

- Make a movie titled "Pearled"
Initially we wanted to make a thriller movie .. about us being 3 detective trying to find this murderer who always kill his/her victim with bubble tea's pearl (bubble tea is the in thing then) .. but then after making the opening of the movie .. we got bored....

- Write a story (about us)
We did made 2 succesful stories about us and our school.. That time IRC was the in thing.. and we will always go to one channel .. and type out the story .. each of us take turns.. Until the era of blogging.. we did made a blog dedicated to our stories .. each of us suppose to post one entry one after another to make a up a whole story.. but Wendy infamous of deleting blogs (she deleted countless of blogs .. and we juz dunno why) "accidentally" delete it.. *sigh..

- Make a pendant
Derek wanted to make a pendant for each of us.. the pendant can be combine together.. the shape of the pendant goes like this... sun, moon and star.. In the end derek did succeed in making the pendant.. but wendy and me find it ugly.... Now dunno where derek keep it...

- Make a dog walking company by name of Dawgz
Wendy dunno why suddenly join this competition .. Then out of no where she decided we should do a dog walking company.. (help ppl to walk their dogs and charge them) but both of them refuse to admit tat my logo tat i design for the company was the best among them.. then slowly we forget the thing liao...

There are many many stuff we wanted to do.. haha i am lazy to list them all.. haiz.. if only we can complete at least one of them..


DWD forever...

Starry night

My binoculars and my fish

Believe it or not when i was in primary school i actually own a super ultra cool binoculars. ( Actually I found it in the store room ) Just nice there is one day have field trip going to jurong bird park. So I brought my binoculars to the bird park and everyone wants to use it! ( Actually hor the birds at the bird park very near can see liao dun really need binoculars ) From that day onwards I bring my binoculars everyday to school! I use it to look out for my maid after school. ( She suppose to pick me up .. yes last time i hav maid )

But then one day dunno why primary school brain figured tat my favourite binoculars is dirty.. You know when u are young you see something dirty wad u will do? You throw it in water and put soap la! Yes tats what i did.. and there goes my favourite binoculars.. the inside the lens all filled with water loh.. Even after it dry up still cannot use.. inside the lens like the water inside evaporate but the water vapours trap inside.. and soon the binoculars is the home of algae... *sad*

Back when i was even younger.. my auntie bought me a gold fish.. Wah i soooo happy man.. i bring it with me whenever I go leh.. Hold day the gold fish ( with the plastic tank ) with me. When night time hor.. i sleep with the fish beside me.. Then i figured tat the fish also should lay down side way so it sleep better.. *splash* the water all spill out .. and the poor gold fish was on floor.. By the time my parents clean up.. the fish die liao... * sad sad sad*

7even things + Random Rant

Chiang hui posted this LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG list of things related to 7even.. and ask me to post something like tat.. i got lazy haaha so i post 2 only...

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7even things I love:

BB
my friends
comic
games
anime
sleep
food

7even things I hate:

my life
tyrant
fakes
"directive"
reality
alone
not enough sleep

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Recently there is a tyrant on the loose among us. ( Army ) No one can control this tyrant .. totally NO ONE! Coz you know why? He strikes fear into everyone. Nowadays he is getting out of hand I tell you... Yous see some of us is going to ORD.. 4 example 1 ORD around october like that.. so they tend to be clearing leave and neber come to camp.. but this tyrant ORD NEXT YEAR MARCH! And he act like he is ORD-ing soon! He always like "Oh i finish my duty le I go home early" "I take off today" "Taking emergency LEAVE" "I sick" "Today i having car lesson so leave early" .. OMG! He juz dun get it! We having lesser ppl now coz 3 already ORD LIAO .. And he still act like there is alot of ppl to do duty!

He is such a tyrant! When he say he getting emergency leave .. he dun wan sign the leave form! ( hence he save one leave ) And we ask him to sign the leave form he buay song! Really buay tahan leh.. You come here to do your job man not come here for holiday.. We already very very lucky to book out everyday le what more does he wan? No he is not satisfied still suggest everyday each of us 1 person go for off... WTF! LAST time when we got 13 ppl still ok NOW WE ONLY HAV 7!

And then he such an ass I tell you... Last time he stop toking to this guy... coz of a misunderstanding.. is totally not that guys fault but then he keep insisting is his fault.. then whenever the guys tok he will say " Listen his voice until tu lan" ... Actually he know is misunderstanding but after what he did to the guy ( kick his chair etc..) is very paiseh to say sorry... Now he stop toking to me ( bcoz of something I did which i admit but no regrets ) Then he started to tok the guy whom he had a misunderstanding in the first place! OMG! YOU should listen to their conversation! Trying to make irrelevant small toks .. like best of friends like that.. makes me wanna puke... Now come to think of it he had at least one time buay gum with each and everyone of us! Shows how "good" is he... Even those who are toking to him now.. also juz fake fake trying to entertain him only ...

Tell me why got this kind of unreasonable ppl one? I HOPE HE KENA AWOL! Really I hate him that much.. If not AWOL at least post him to some other camp where cannot book out everyday let him know tat our camp is such a heaven... HOPE he fail his driving test.. HOPE HE DIE OF EXCESSIVE FART ( he always fart openly .. wet fart somemore disgusting freak son of the devil..).... IF none of this happens at least the minimun i wan all of us don't tok him! Let him be an outcast.. Let him die out of boredom .. no fake small tok.. And tat i conclude my random rant

Derek 20th Birthday!

Very belated post.. really lazy to resize all the pictures.. but finally i did it! YEAH! *claps claps claps* .. Siao..

This time derek's bday we celebrate at RICE TABLE! Initially derek wanted to hav each guild/clan hav their own theme.. but then dcguild dun wan to wear power rangers colour.. And I told him I ask my clan to wear EMO he quite excited leh then in the end all wear EMO ( but turns out all look like band geeks ).

As usual Derek's bday SURE CONFIRM PLUS CHOP 100% got situation one.. I remember the first time is Wendy's wallet missing at the marina steam boat there.. then is Mei kuan's NEW nike shoes kena STOLEN right infront of derek's house! So if u notice it happens in this order.. | DWD - DCGUILD - ? | .. the next one is DLCLAN! And the member kena is Jiehui! He book out from tekong.. and he left his keys there! Worse his mother went overseas and there is no one at home! Totally sian-ed if he never come DLCLAN representative only me and chiang hui (Sia heng field camp and dennis doing NDP) Poor Jie hui beoz of Derek's bday curse got to go back tekong to take keys and rush back again. ( In the end he still make it )

Chiang hui and me meet at bugis to do last min present shopping.. really last min one .. and we settle with a shirt , cap and a cd storage that looks like giant can drink ( later will show ). By the time we meet up with the rest.. they already at Rice table.. coz derek book the table must reach there in time... ahh... yes .. being punctual was never our group's strong point anyway. So we settle down and the waiter/waiteress started serving lots of dishes.. And of course is PICTURE TIME!



Derek with water


Chiang hui and Wendy trying to kiss.


Food!


Wendy and Mei kuan trying to kiss each other.


Wendy

Oh by the way wendy and jasmine both claim tat their shirt can't wear tie.. *sigh* girls... Then the ties derek provide sooo colorful.. bright orange.. bright yellow.. and some ah pek's tie.. We totally cannot make it as emo..


Derek and Me trying to act EMO

Yes i know i am suppose to be sad.. but i smiled..


Does this look like EMO?


How about this?


Chiang Hui force us to do chou version


Chiang hui wans me to eat his head *sigh.. this is the 2nd i eat ppl's head (dennis was the first)


Derek and me .. my face shape is weird..

Finally after like 1 hour Jie hui finally arrive! When he arrive he buay song! (act one)


Jie hui buay song (act one)

Then he started to xtra when ppl taking pictures...


Jie hui , wendy and Mei kuan

Wah this picture really brings back memory leh.. last time at dennis birthday a picture like this was taken! Exactly like that leh except this one is mei kuan .. dennis one is sia heng..


DWD! Very long time no DWD le!

Wah we keep ordering food leh! Since is like some sort of buffet.. I think the waiter/waiteress pek chek.. we order same thing again alot of time haha then we make so much noise! Somemore we wear like stupid like that .. the customer there keep looking at us.. but of coz we couldn't care less *sigh.. one of the reason why i like to be with them..

Later we really surprise derek with a cake! Coz u see normally bday rite will like got 2 person fake fake go toilet but then actually is buy cake... This time we bought the cake before hand!


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Cake


Derek staring at cake

Then as usual our tradition.. actually i dunno when become our tradition.. put the candle inside the cake and ask the bday guy/gal to take the candle out using mouth..


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Wah we made alot of mess...


Cake face derek


Cake face derek 2

Then is present time! DCGUILD + wendy + Kelvin - derek bought derek a DKNY apple cologune and shirt! We force derek to wear the paper bag to take picture


Paper bag derek


Paper bag derek with present

Ok haha the cap we bought for derek is sooooooo nice everyone wans to wear it... including me..


Derek with cap


Derek and wendy

Everyone had their share of the cake.. and so we end it with group picture! NO dlclan picture coz not full memeber..


DCGUILD


GUY Group


The BIG Group


CAMEO apperance! ( Kelvin is the cameo appearance....)

Yup every bday ends with a whopping BIG bill


200++ bill

After the dinner we make our way to derek's house we suppose to ton ( is tat the correct spelling? Ton? torn?) at his house and watch Battle royale... On the way to the MRT the girls as usual needs toilet break!!!!!!


"What? Toilet again?"


Question mark look


Chao bin look

FINALLY after the toilet break.. we boarded the MRT... AS USUAL! WE did stupid things! Trying to wear the tie on the head...


Derek the first victim


Me the 2nd


OMG THE BOI IS SCREAMING!


Jie Hui 3rd


Gwen refuse to wear..


Gwen 4th

Then Chiang hui reminded us that her theme for her bday is retro.. and she proceed to make gwen retro with derek's ah pek tie...


Wearing...


Woot not bad...

Then while taking picture of gwen.. gwen did her trademark sadako look.. but something happended! Chiang hui's camera's red light was on her and i took ther picture! The result.. very red...


Red sadako....

Yes we laugh loudly .. making fun of ourselves in the public transport.. hard to see that we are all in our 20s..... Suddenly our age kick in.. we feel tired.. wah really old...


Tired...

We finally reach pasir ris station Chiang hui wanted to take an artistic picture.. which i dun understand.. bcoz is artistic?


Artistic?

When we tok tat picture.. there is this guy keep looking at us.. *sigh* we such attection seekers.. By the time we reach derek's house.. ALL TIRED! Then all the gals dun wan to stay over... but we did manage to watch BATTLE ROYALE together before they leave!


Battle royale...

Not bad leh... is about japan sending this class of student to an island.. ask them to kill each other.. left only one survivor then can leave the island ... Bcoz Chiang hui saw the movie before .. so sometime she muttered some spoilers.. Derek always shhh her.. haha.. After the movie .. the gals leave liao.. Left Me , kelvin and gab to stay over.. actually jie hui leave also.. but he can be consided as one of the gals.. =x .. we continue to watch Battle royale 2.. until we sleep.. soooo cannot make it all of us... The next morning i woke up with this....


Derek sleeping....

WOOT! WHAT a birthday! I shall end this entry with all the present tat we gave derek for this 20th bday... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

SANDMAN CAUGHT ME!

Yes, I sleep while holding my phone.. and yes.. i sleep on bolster and hug my pillow..

Nowadays the weather soooooooooo nice! So nice until i can't wake up when my Handphone rings. Same goes today! AHHHHHHHHHHH is the fourth day in a row liao! I DON"T WAN TO BE LATE!!!!!! (actually i rarely like this one .. trust me)