23.4.06
You can call me a shirt biter
Yap i like to bite my own shirt whenever i am at home watching tv.. playing game. I BITE MY DAMN SHIRT! I fell like a dog.. I like to smell own shirt too! I am a freak! You can call me Defreak!
21.4.06
|Too good is no good| Nice to each other but dunno each other
Ok the title doesnt make sense but in this world what makes sense? Nowadays ... i am sad maybe because of the sad sad love song i am listening or maybe is the maggie mee i ate everynite =.='
Do you ever wonder will you be with your stead together like forever? I know i know.. i already said 'i love you forever' now i starts to question myself am i ready to do that? Seriously i am just a boy trapped in an 20 year old body (ageing body) is like yesterday i am playing marble with friends then *BOOM! the next thing i know i serving the nation , got myself a stead and ready for adulthood. Being an adult sux.
Went to zouk a few days ago , it was alright actually . Lots of gorgeous ppl grooving to the music and who can forget SIMON the big hand from finland hehe. Still can't believe i am dancing.. so ugly hope no one remember.
Can't be bothered to type something funny this blog is dead anyway .. can be more private liao =)
Do you ever wonder will you be with your stead together like forever? I know i know.. i already said 'i love you forever' now i starts to question myself am i ready to do that? Seriously i am just a boy trapped in an 20 year old body (ageing body) is like yesterday i am playing marble with friends then *BOOM! the next thing i know i serving the nation , got myself a stead and ready for adulthood. Being an adult sux.
Went to zouk a few days ago , it was alright actually . Lots of gorgeous ppl grooving to the music and who can forget SIMON the big hand from finland hehe. Still can't believe i am dancing.. so ugly hope no one remember.
Can't be bothered to type something funny this blog is dead anyway .. can be more private liao =)
28.3.06
The things i want.....
I WANT A CAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee frrrrrrreeeeeeeee live. Wad else you say? I WANNNNTTTT SOME FAT... MORE FAT PLEASE! wad else u say again??? FOrget the first 2 might as well make me win TOTO make me a fuking MILLIIONARE! I will be care free... and i will eat like royaties! One stone ...2 bird!?
When i am a Millionare.. i'll fuking stay in house bigger than someone else! Drive black nissan fair lady... and everyday go sentosa (after i got fatter) play beach ball and chill at the bar! I bring all my frenz over to my house.. and stay with me! Hmmm.... maybe i dun wan to be millionare .. i wan to be multi-billionare! Then becoz i am soooo fukin rich.. i am invovle in the poltics... then i'll use my political power and make some fuking BLACK TOYOTA FEMALE WITH NO LOOKS AND 3 TITS work like hell.. make her lose job.. make her cannot work anywhere else here.. and then at her very low .. i'll appear.. and tell her "Do u still remember me? I am... so and so... Thanks to me u are here begging. No No save ur gratitude.." then give her the " Fuking useless bitch " smirk and throw some money in the mud and slap her face with it! And of course i wan to eat Xiao long bao.
When i am a Millionare.. i'll fuking stay in house bigger than someone else! Drive black nissan fair lady... and everyday go sentosa (after i got fatter) play beach ball and chill at the bar! I bring all my frenz over to my house.. and stay with me! Hmmm.... maybe i dun wan to be millionare .. i wan to be multi-billionare! Then becoz i am soooo fukin rich.. i am invovle in the poltics... then i'll use my political power and make some fuking BLACK TOYOTA FEMALE WITH NO LOOKS AND 3 TITS work like hell.. make her lose job.. make her cannot work anywhere else here.. and then at her very low .. i'll appear.. and tell her "Do u still remember me? I am... so and so... Thanks to me u are here begging. No No save ur gratitude.." then give her the " Fuking useless bitch " smirk and throw some money in the mud and slap her face with it! And of course i wan to eat Xiao long bao.
23.5.05
I am ok , as long as you are happy
Bah fuck the title! 2 more weeks to POP MWAHAHAHAHA ( sound like the same with gab's entry ) *shrugs* Anyway first of all ... I am soooooooooooooooooo sooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy guess i MIA too long liao ( not tat it matters )
I miss you guys ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT and together that means hen duo (in chinese)
But wad to do? Mostly is me who got no time haha i guess derek also ask me to come out till sianz liao.. SO instead of going out with frenz i chose to go out with BB.
In the army everyone else's future seems so bright haha only me.. no face to face frenz .. no face to face anyone ... BB is my only shelter ...
So here am i going to book in back to camp .. infront of the computer.. typing to a dead blog .. wants to tell myself as long as BB is happy , I am ok... my life is insignificant ... no one will care whether tat i am alive or dead.. I just want BB to be happy and thats my only light in my dull life..
Losty will be 4ever lost
I miss you guys ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT and together that means hen duo (in chinese)
But wad to do? Mostly is me who got no time haha i guess derek also ask me to come out till sianz liao.. SO instead of going out with frenz i chose to go out with BB.
In the army everyone else's future seems so bright haha only me.. no face to face frenz .. no face to face anyone ... BB is my only shelter ...
So here am i going to book in back to camp .. infront of the computer.. typing to a dead blog .. wants to tell myself as long as BB is happy , I am ok... my life is insignificant ... no one will care whether tat i am alive or dead.. I just want BB to be happy and thats my only light in my dull life..
Losty will be 4ever lost
16.4.05
Army = Full parade of Maleness
I am here to share with you what I saw and experienced after 1 month of army. No parental guidence needed but feel free to grab your own groin as an tribute of maleness action.
Har lan pa
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Yes, totally classic. To perform a "Har lan pa" you need 2 person having a conversation. Example of A and B
A:Hey .....
B:Har!?
A:HAR LAN PA!
While shouting back "HAR LAN PA!" back at B, A must swiftly grab his groin area .. to be more specific his penis. By doing so you are showing that you are manly enough to grab your own dick and show it to other guys , also people won't think that you are a fag or a gay ( same meaning ) despite you are actually grabbing your own dick and showing it to other guys.
Manly rating : 3/5 roars
Chee bye
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Chee bye can be used in wide range of area and each time with its own meaning. Here are some examples.
"Wah Lan eh! He run like chee bye!" - Chee bye = slow
"Chee bye! That girl so chio!" - Chee bye = My god
"Don't be chee bye la!" - Chee bye = stupid
Sometimes using chee bye can have double meanings.
"Fucking chee bye day!"
This sentence have 2 meanings depends on how you look at it. It can be "Fucking chee bye - day." means having sex day or "Fucking chee bye day!" means lousy day.
Manly rating : 2.5/5 roars
Sex
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As long as your conversation includes boobs , sex or any sex related things the conversation is good and prove that you are manly and experience in sex. If you are good at making up fake sex experience your platoon mate might look up to you as a sex guru and if you play your cards well you might get yourself some hench men to do your chore like filling up your water bottle , washing clothes.
Manly rating : 3.8/5 roars
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( The list go on and on I too lazy to type liao )
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Now I describe wad kind of people you can find in the army.
Siao on
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"Siao on" means someone who will volunteer to do anything. This kind of people is an army version of the teacher's pet. Normally this kind of people won't be well like by people but due to the fact that the "Siao on" will also volunteer to do sai kang (chores) people tend to smile smile infront of him.
Ah beng
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Ah bengs are always welcome any groups. They are funny, they smoke , they are good buddies and they are not afraid of anything , true ah bengs are always humble of the qualities they have.
Buay beng act beng
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In other words fake ah bengs. Normally this kind of people will try to add in vulgarites into their conversations to make themselves more manly but it is obvious that they are trying to act because it doesn't sound as natural as the true bengs.
Attention seekers
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They will tell everyone that he is good in this good in that but the fact that he is not good in anything. It will impress people at first but once the truth is out sure condamn by the popular groups of people. Sometimes the attention seekers will try to make jokes which is not funny , people will reward the attention seekers with fake laugh during the good days but not all the time.
Lost lamb
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Followers of the popular people.
Har lan pa
------
Yes, totally classic. To perform a "Har lan pa" you need 2 person having a conversation. Example of A and B
A:Hey .....
B:Har!?
A:HAR LAN PA!
While shouting back "HAR LAN PA!" back at B, A must swiftly grab his groin area .. to be more specific his penis. By doing so you are showing that you are manly enough to grab your own dick and show it to other guys , also people won't think that you are a fag or a gay ( same meaning ) despite you are actually grabbing your own dick and showing it to other guys.
Manly rating : 3/5 roars
Chee bye
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Chee bye can be used in wide range of area and each time with its own meaning. Here are some examples.
"Wah Lan eh! He run like chee bye!" - Chee bye = slow
"Chee bye! That girl so chio!" - Chee bye = My god
"Don't be chee bye la!" - Chee bye = stupid
Sometimes using chee bye can have double meanings.
"Fucking chee bye day!"
This sentence have 2 meanings depends on how you look at it. It can be "Fucking chee bye - day." means having sex day or "Fucking chee bye day!" means lousy day.
Manly rating : 2.5/5 roars
Sex
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As long as your conversation includes boobs , sex or any sex related things the conversation is good and prove that you are manly and experience in sex. If you are good at making up fake sex experience your platoon mate might look up to you as a sex guru and if you play your cards well you might get yourself some hench men to do your chore like filling up your water bottle , washing clothes.
Manly rating : 3.8/5 roars
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( The list go on and on I too lazy to type liao )
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Now I describe wad kind of people you can find in the army.
Siao on
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"Siao on" means someone who will volunteer to do anything. This kind of people is an army version of the teacher's pet. Normally this kind of people won't be well like by people but due to the fact that the "Siao on" will also volunteer to do sai kang (chores) people tend to smile smile infront of him.
Ah beng
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Ah bengs are always welcome any groups. They are funny, they smoke , they are good buddies and they are not afraid of anything , true ah bengs are always humble of the qualities they have.
Buay beng act beng
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In other words fake ah bengs. Normally this kind of people will try to add in vulgarites into their conversations to make themselves more manly but it is obvious that they are trying to act because it doesn't sound as natural as the true bengs.
Attention seekers
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They will tell everyone that he is good in this good in that but the fact that he is not good in anything. It will impress people at first but once the truth is out sure condamn by the popular groups of people. Sometimes the attention seekers will try to make jokes which is not funny , people will reward the attention seekers with fake laugh during the good days but not all the time.
Lost lamb
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Followers of the popular people.
3.4.05
I am just being myself.
Keeping things to myself is just me being myself. No matter how much you know me, you will never know all things about me. Please don't force me to talk about things i don't want to talk about, I hate that. Just for your reference here is a list of how me being myself.
- Always lost. (Thats me!)
- Running away from reality. (Thats me!)
- Plan to devour all the ramen in the world. (Thats me!)
- Giving in. (Thats me!)
- Get into trouble because give in too much. (Thats me!)
- Keeping things to myself. (Thats me!)
- Make people suffer because of my mistakes. (Thats me!)
- Go around plucking people's eyebrowns. (Thats Steven Lim and yes I have the same surname as him)
- Always trap in a awkard position. (Thats me!)
- Always hide my feelings. (Thats me!)
- Believe that everything will be alright in other words decieving myself. (Thats me!)
Hmm can those who blog also post an I am just being myself post? It'll be intresting hehe..
F.Y.I: Got girl thinks Stebn Lim is asia version of brad pit... PUI LAN AH!
Losty want BB only
- Always lost. (Thats me!)
- Running away from reality. (Thats me!)
- Plan to devour all the ramen in the world. (Thats me!)
- Giving in. (Thats me!)
- Get into trouble because give in too much. (Thats me!)
- Keeping things to myself. (Thats me!)
- Make people suffer because of my mistakes. (Thats me!)
- Go around plucking people's eyebrowns. (Thats Steven Lim and yes I have the same surname as him)
- Always trap in a awkard position. (Thats me!)
- Always hide my feelings. (Thats me!)
- Believe that everything will be alright in other words decieving myself. (Thats me!)
Hmm can those who blog also post an I am just being myself post? It'll be intresting hehe..
F.Y.I: Got girl thinks Stebn Lim is asia version of brad pit... PUI LAN AH!
Losty want BB only
26.3.05
Lonely freak!
I don't know what to say... I just can't gather enough courage to face my friends.. bah! As long they happy can le lah. Base on their blog and everything seems like they are doing fine keke.. having lots of fun yar? =) Everyone happy can le. Right?
Wants to eat ramen.
*Radio now playing very old song of Wacko Jacko .. "Rememeber time" hehe thats all i can do now*
Wants to eat ramen.
*Radio now playing very old song of Wacko Jacko .. "Rememeber time" hehe thats all i can do now*
24.3.05
2 weeks of NS MADNESS!
I recruit Lim Teck Hou , Derrick reporting for updates sir (madam)!
*From my NS journal*
11 03 2005
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Decided to post a short farewell msg for my frenz. In the beginning I didn't want them to know about me being enlisted and decided to disappear in to the thin air. Yah I know .. I am very bad.. but I got say sorry ok!? Obviously my Liang xin come in. So I posted a very short short msg telling them Ah Lim going to ns le! Don't know whether they will piss off or just heck care...
Strangely I don't feel anything about getting enlisted or going to tekong except for BB. Garett accompanied me to get my hair cut.. damn tat barber purposely left one portion of my hair loh... anyway the end result is BOTAK LIM! So Garret suppose to be my relative (who is not) and the funny thing is that the army like bring him around the camp trying to show that I am save in their hands , I even need to hand him the number to call if there is an emergency formally leh... Oh well i am glad that he is there didn't want my family or BB to come ...
After seeing Garret back , I got my boots and everything and we double check it .. ARMY style! Everyting must be quick .. "1 pair of boots!" then must raise ur boots if not " Why so slow? Fucking chee bye!" typical army tekan style. Unfortunately I am in Platoon 4 which means I need to climb all the way up to level 5 with my 2 heavy boots and whatever things was given including 1 big bag. Madness! I did manage to climb all the way up to level 5 along with my platoon mates. But then got this special guy... lets call him forest gump FG to be short (FG is not equal to Faggot) he very blur loh.. he cannot manage to carry everything.. the sargent see liao also xim tia let him take elevator up. And then when we at level 5 we must try everything items on to see if it fits us not.. then FG like put everything on the ground staring at the items trying to find the particular item the sargent ask us to try on... The sargent see liao xim tia then shouted " Someone please help FG! " ... then when he found the trouser he try to squeeze in even though it is the wrong size , with one leg in and one leg out he did a little twirl with half of his butt exposed. Then I stare at him then look at the guy beside me (jun hong) and smile abit with him then carry on my things... The sargent see liao also smile abit then shouted " EH! FG! Stop making a fool of yourself!" hahhaha i really want laugh leh.. but then he really needs help la .. so i control myself... anyway after everything he was transfered to other platoon because of his age??
Lights out at 22:30
BB I miss you .....
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12 03 2005
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*From my NS journal*
11 03 2005
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Decided to post a short farewell msg for my frenz. In the beginning I didn't want them to know about me being enlisted and decided to disappear in to the thin air. Yah I know .. I am very bad.. but I got say sorry ok!? Obviously my Liang xin come in. So I posted a very short short msg telling them Ah Lim going to ns le! Don't know whether they will piss off or just heck care...
Strangely I don't feel anything about getting enlisted or going to tekong except for BB. Garett accompanied me to get my hair cut.. damn tat barber purposely left one portion of my hair loh... anyway the end result is BOTAK LIM! So Garret suppose to be my relative (who is not) and the funny thing is that the army like bring him around the camp trying to show that I am save in their hands , I even need to hand him the number to call if there is an emergency formally leh... Oh well i am glad that he is there didn't want my family or BB to come ...
After seeing Garret back , I got my boots and everything and we double check it .. ARMY style! Everyting must be quick .. "1 pair of boots!" then must raise ur boots if not " Why so slow? Fucking chee bye!" typical army tekan style. Unfortunately I am in Platoon 4 which means I need to climb all the way up to level 5 with my 2 heavy boots and whatever things was given including 1 big bag. Madness! I did manage to climb all the way up to level 5 along with my platoon mates. But then got this special guy... lets call him forest gump FG to be short (FG is not equal to Faggot) he very blur loh.. he cannot manage to carry everything.. the sargent see liao also xim tia let him take elevator up. And then when we at level 5 we must try everything items on to see if it fits us not.. then FG like put everything on the ground staring at the items trying to find the particular item the sargent ask us to try on... The sargent see liao xim tia then shouted " Someone please help FG! " ... then when he found the trouser he try to squeeze in even though it is the wrong size , with one leg in and one leg out he did a little twirl with half of his butt exposed. Then I stare at him then look at the guy beside me (jun hong) and smile abit with him then carry on my things... The sargent see liao also smile abit then shouted " EH! FG! Stop making a fool of yourself!" hahhaha i really want laugh leh.. but then he really needs help la .. so i control myself... anyway after everything he was transfered to other platoon because of his age??
Lights out at 22:30
BB I miss you .....
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12 03 2005
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11.3.05
NS!
Yes.. i am going to ns! erm.. about 5 hrs from now i will be in tekong camp for my BMT .. and i might meet gabriel there or something. Sooo... the question .. aren't i suppose to be studying? Hey you know wad? i am not! I quitted school long ago.. reason? Simple.. my family falling apart.. and simply can't support me to go school ... so.... here i am typing in my soon to be dead blog telling you that i am going NS! MWahahaa.. sorry frenz.. sorry DWD.. there are times tat i really wan to tell u my problems.. but hell i shouldn't trouble you all with my silly porblems ... hey.. at least you know now .
If given the chance i would like to spent time with you guys.. hehehe maybe next time .. when my hair not botak liao... Until now i still feel bad for not going to wadever outings there is.. be it the drum session... or gab's farewell party.. like i said .. i hav things to do.. i am really sorry .. i really care about u guys.. take care ok? Woo hoo! tekong here i go!
If given the chance i would like to spent time with you guys.. hehehe maybe next time .. when my hair not botak liao... Until now i still feel bad for not going to wadever outings there is.. be it the drum session... or gab's farewell party.. like i said .. i hav things to do.. i am really sorry .. i really care about u guys.. take care ok? Woo hoo! tekong here i go!
3.3.05
Things in life.
One of the many things i learn in life is to let go. Why am i still holding on when others had already gone so far? I should let go. Maybe everyone will be happy.. no corrections everyone definitly will be happy.
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